My bag filled with a camera, a bottle of pepsi max, a notebook, and a lot of other stuff, I got on the bus to Chingford to follow Kyle Wilson, a Middlesex University student, around for a day.
If I had known that we were going to walk as much as we did I would probably leave half of my stuff at home, but unfortunately I am not physcic.
After going to North Chingford instead of South, Kyle met me at Chingford bus station and surprisingly he wasn’t half dead after last nights drunken happenings.
We walked down a street in North Chingford, which is the “posh” area, with shops, restaurants and everything that belongs to a town.
Kyle used to walk down here everyday on his way to school, which took 45 minutes one way.
There was a typical off licence store on the way which is where he used to buy alcohol before he turned 18, to be able to party like most teenagers do. At least if they are from Chingford.
According to Kyle, it is very easy to bail on cab drivers, as long as they are illegal.
“You leave all the doors open and then you walk away”, he explains. The cab driver has to get out of the car to close the doors before driving after you, and before he knows it you are out of his reach. He can’t call the police either, because he doesn’t have a licence. It’s a safe plan.
Kyle decided to take me to his favourite place in Chingford, a hill called Obelisk, where you can see all of London, more or less.
While walking up the grass hill he pointed at a spot on the hill where his friend was stabbed in the face with a screwdriver. Wow, Chingford is really dodgy.
As we reached the top of the hill he talked about how this is where they usually went to drink and have fun when he was younger.
He climbed on top of a statue and told me that “the non-hungover Kyle feeds off of nature”, while clapping his hands together in an attempt to kill a fly.
While singing ‘Heart in a cage’ by The Strokes he walked over to a tree with a big hole in it, where a Japanese soldier used to sit and shoot people during World War II.
We walked down the hill, which was very muddy and slippery, before Kyle looked at me. “My mouth is dry. Is your mouth dry?” I am pretty sure that is the weirdest way to ask someone if they want something to drink, but we headed off to the off licence store across the road.
He wanted to get the Monster Munch which is supposed to make your mouth blue, but after looking for it for 2 seconds he decided not to get it.
Another hill was in front of us as Kyle started to sing another random song, rudely interrupted by his phone going off.
“I’ve spent too much money this weekend”, Kyle told his friend, which didn’t really surprise me after all the drunken calls I received the night before.
We arrived outside of his secondary school after walking for a bit more, and even though it was a rather nice school it looked a bit like a prison. After all it is in Chingford, so I suppose they have to make sure the kids won’t run away from teaching.
He wanted to break in for a little while, but decided that it might be a bit innapropriate, not to mention difficult because of the prison-looking fence.
We started the 45 minute long walk back to his house after taking a fag break outside of his old school.
As we were walking down a street, he was telling me how he doesn’t like ‘girly girls’, and while I was listening to him there was a car with a couple of chavs in it passing by, and suddenly a bottle of Friji flew out of the window.
“Friji drive by”, he said and grinned.
An ice cream car was in his street with its awful tune playing and an older man sitting behind the stearing wheel.
“Is that Pete?”
“You know the ice cream man?”
“He saw me growing up!”
It’s not new that kids love ice cream, but surely it’s not normal to be that close to your ice cream man, is it? I think it is for Kyle.
He started up his cute, little car as we got into it and we headed off to Southgate.
After 20 minutes of driving, singing and smoking, he parked outside my house and we walked to Southgate.
When arriving outside of Southgate station, Elkin was already there waiting for us, with Suzan showing up a few minutes later.
All of us walked down to our beloved pub, The White Hart, to attend karaoke.
Elkin and Kyle were both very interested in talking about games, especially Pokemon, while Elkin was drinking cider, Kyle surprised us all by getting a Coke.
Our good friend Alan, the karaoke man, showed up and greeted us before he put on ‘Sexual Healing’ by Marvin Gaye, making Kyle happy for some reason.
It took some convincing from our side to get him to sing something, but he gave in to us and handed in his note to Alan, who was happy to let this boy from Chingford sing ‘Friday I’m in love’ by The Cure.
“He’s pretty good”, Suzan said and looked at me while Kyle was singing.
Elkin and Suzan early departure left Kyle and me alone with our glasses with Coke, surprisingly sober, which is rather rare for both of us. Kyle and Elkin were put up to sing ‘Firestarter’ by Prodigy, but since Elkin had left Kyle got a bit nervous about singing it alone, so we left in quite a hurry to prevent that.
As we walked towards my house he admitted that he was a bit tired from getting “knackered” last night, which is understandable.
Cracks on the ground were to avoid by jumping from brick to brick, looking like a little girl.
“I reckon you could bring down Vivenne in a fight… Unless she knows kung fu! I bet she does. Write that in your feature.”
And so I did as he started to sing another song, a Bloc Party one this time.
After spending an entire day with Kyle I realised that everyday is like karaoke for him, considering how much he sings to himself in random situations.
Chingford was more fun than expected, while spending the day with Kyle was as good as I thought it would be. Yes, he’s great fun.